Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Justin Bieber

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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