Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Im gay What about you

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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