Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's your guys names?

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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