What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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