Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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