- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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