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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Neither did she.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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