- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Velcro. What a rip off.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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