- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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