- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Women's rights.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

thomas!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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