How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Microwave

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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