A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Barack Obama

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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