Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

How's the weather? Good.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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