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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Asians.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Rebecca Black

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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