What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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This statement is false.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Ben Affleck

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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