- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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