Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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