Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Fart

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What is more worse than death? Death

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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