Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

I shot a bitch.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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