- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Urban ghettos

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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