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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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