- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Click here to end the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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