- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Women's Rights.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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