- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

boobs!

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

A person from Singapore eats

Ain't idn't a word.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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