why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Obamacare

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What the hell are you doing?

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