black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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