That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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