- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Please? No.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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