Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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