Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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