Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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