- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

whats yellow? lots of things.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

I shot a bitch.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

to get to the other side.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

PSN IS UP

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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