- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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