Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

my mind's eye?

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Ron Paul for President!

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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