You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Needless to say,

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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