Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Potato!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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A man sat on a chair

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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