- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Firgen and the blung brigade

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Obama

its snowing on mount fuji

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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