WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Psychics.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Women's Professional _________

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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