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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Anti Joke

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