Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the deal with brown?

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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