Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Here's another:

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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religion

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Women's rights.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Smeg...

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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hi will

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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