- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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