- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

Bacon is delcious.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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