Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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A man penetrates another man.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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