- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What does two plus two equal? 4

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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