Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Christianity

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

I walk into a bar...

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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