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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

The Holocaust

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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