what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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hi

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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kcuf read it backwards

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Fat people

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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