Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Paper shield.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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you gay?

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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I agree

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Anti Joke

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