- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

knock knock

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Your mom is so fat...

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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