Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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