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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Knock Knock. Shut up.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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