whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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