How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Black people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Misner is a twat.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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