theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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