- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

So I was walking down the road today

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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