Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

thumb_up thumb_down -41

hello anomonous

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

How are cars made? By magic.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Testicles.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -53

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -53

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

thumb_up thumb_down +70

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

This is a joke

thumb_up thumb_down +50

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops