When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Democracy.

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